We are fabulous retards (lesbiandungeon) wrote,
We are fabulous retards

The Beginning (Take a Plane)

You decide to take the first plane on sight. It must be nice to have that kind of money and blind faith.

After long lines, walking around without your shoes because they apparently smell like sulfer and being searched, the boarding is finally at hand.

Here you meet two lovely girls, who for some reason, tackle you as soon as they see you. What next is a dizzying blur of lace and squeeing. When they finally get off of you, you feel a faint, uncomfortable draft where there shouldn't be and see a man in a red coat, grinning and clapping.
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